Nuptial Joy

Tessa is sad to have to report that there have been some VICIOUS rumors circulating about her in the parish. The gist of these rumors is that she is gay. No, not in the Oxford-Websters sense. Tessa would never deny her essential gaieté, her love of life, joie de vivre and all that. No. The essence of these BASELESS accusations is that she bats for the other team, holds her liquor by the ears..... you get the point. Actually Tessa likes a dick as much as the next woman to the extent that she keeps several of them in her invo in case of urgent need.
It all started when T met G, a small but lively piece of fluff, in the Lesbian Tearoom where she was conducting sociological research. It appears that G was one of the three or four AFs who actually read this crap and she was insistent that we should finally get round to blogging some nuptial wear. And since there were two to be blogged, Sim Tessa was rapidly converted into a Temple of the First Church of Climate Catastrophe and Purportedly Pissed-off Gaia. Oh yes! Tess is a believer and scorns the skeptics and deniers! And I don't need to be accused of talking my own book when I say that the results were pretty nice. Just look for yourselves.
Which brings us to our point.
Tess looks just beautiful, standing under the statue of St Al Gore, in a Lyn Wedding gown by Bliss Couture. (Incidentally she rejects the false assertion, made by many who have not been bathed in the light, that failed Divinity is not sufficient qualification for St A to speak authoritatively on the words of the Goddess). It should be mentioned at this juncture that Tess is highly qualified to look beautiful on her wedding day. She's had five of them in RL and has worn a deeper shade of virginal white on each occasion. Tess's hair is worth a mention.We had pretty much abandoned LAQ as a source of hair. SO 2007. But we've been visited by a nagging suspicion that things are looking up again at LAQ hair and have recently bought several. It's the only thing to do when you're wearing a LAQ  hairbase skin. Nothing can look more natural. We look forward to more LAQ hairbases with colors other than black. This hair is LAQ Tess. Could anything be more appropriate?
We should also mention that Tess has abandoned the LAQ Imani that she has worn close to her heart forever and replaced it by LAQ Ania Nougat Hairbase.
G. We'll call her just G for the protection of the innocent
She looks lovely, doesn't she? She insisted on a temple wedding safe in the knowledge that the Goddess supports Sapphic unions and that by the intercession of St Al, she might be able to access Tessa's previously inviolable parts. Some subsequent piccies in Tess's stream suggest that she may not have been entirely deluded in that supposition. We're prepared to give Tess the benefit of the doubt though. The intercession of such a great, glorious and correct figure as St A is very powerful and even if the picture isn't a fake (which we doubt) Tess couldn't be held responsible for her actions.
G was wearing Dangerous Wedding dress by Nonna Hedges Formal Gowns. The high hair is Holly by Exile but let's face it, you wouldn't wear it for anything but a wedding.
So. After all this we can report that rumors of Tessa's changed nuptial, and possibly of her changed sexual status are premature. You still have a chance gentlemen. Present your credentials in an orderly fashion.
Ladies? Well we have to admit that she did let out some small cries of ecstasy at various stages of the proceedings so things may not be as simple as stated.